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Frank Nowell's avatar

I'm sure I read, a while ago, some research into the percentage of mobile phones that have traces of

s..t on them, I can't remember the exact number, but it was a lot! Surely you can find a more hygienic place for your musings.

Also any are you so Londoncentric when it comes to property sales? There are other areas of the country.

A note: I maybe a bit grumpy this morning but, alway appreciate reading you column in the comfort of my garden or living room

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Ivan's avatar

So "Carry-on" with the toilet humour, just missing some good old fashioned smut.

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